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Jackie Mason '08 Vlog 49 Answering Machine Messages

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Here is a departure from my usual vlogs on politics and world woes. Never the less, this is something that makes me just as mad. I can't stand the stupid things people say on their voicemail and answering machine outgoing messages. Also, i can't stand when they think they have to change there voices to sound more educated. Does this make you as mad as it makes me?

Channel: Science & Technology
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheUltimateJew

Length: 06:34
Rating: 4.94
Views: 4654

Tags: Answering  blog  Broadway  Comedy  DNC  Jew  Jewish  Machine  Message  Outgoing  Phone  Politics  Ultimate  video  Voicemail  wisdom  

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oom10 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"... I'll destroy your life wherever you live and you'll never be able to talk to anybody again!"
TheF25key (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
The funniest thing i've seen on youtube in a long while.Brilliant
dogeymon83 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! A!!!
SavoyTruffle78 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Hey Jackie, this is awesome!! But you forgot to mention when people say "please leave me a BRIEF message." I hate that crap! It's soooooo arrogant! Like they just assume you wouldn't know when to stop talking without their precious instructions. Uggghhhh.....
zyxy45 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
LOL! That's hilarious! You are my new hero Jackie! ;-)Of course there is much truth in this vlog, but at the same time why caring so much about something of zero importance like that hehe. This is what made me laugh.Well said, just for fun I called home to hear our voice message hehe.The real thing starts at 3:56 when you start raving about "leaving the time" LOLWhat should we say in our answering message then? "Mind the beep" and leave a 2 second blank? ;-)
jordanthecat (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
You've just provided a great public service. Many who watch this video will immediately alter the outgoing message on their answering machines.
TuxLady (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Jackie! Settle down before you need some meds. If you go that route, Cruise will be all over ya. ;-)
varjen (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
brilliant
capevideo (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Hey jackie, ever play one of your videos fast?Its funny to see your hands flayling all over the place.
newmanpi1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Jackie ,Great new bit , I really love it. Now i have to change my whole message because of u. Not only that , now a have to go back into therapy to figure out how to put a proper phone message on.

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